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BILL CIPHER1
HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS
* BILL CIPHER1 poofed up a sheet of paper
HOLD THIS
2:58
KiZiklu
* KiZiklu grabs the paper. What's this for, then...
2:58
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 poofed a bunch of two dimensional shape creatures on the paper
2:58
KiZiklu
Ye?
2:58
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 watched as the lifeforms squirmed and wirggled
2:58
KiZiklu
Ya seem pretty powe'ful if ye can just do whatever ye want... can't imagine anybody higher than you and what they can do.
Welcome to the Irken Empire Wiki chat 
3:05
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
Bill why are you bothering trying to explain stuff to this guy
I doubt he's gonna get it anyway
3:06
BILL CIPHER1
DAMN DIMENSIONAL POWERS STILL GLITCHY
ALRIGHT ON WITH THE LESSON
@tad WELL OUR FOLKS BACK HOME WERE TOO FLAT MINDED TO GIVE A SHIT, ID LIKE TO AT LEAST EDUCATE SOME LIFEFORMS BEFORE I ERADICATE THEM
LIBERATION AND ALL THAT
I MAY BE AN ASSHOLE BUT IM STILL LIBERATING SENTIENT BEINGS FROM THEIR INTELLIGENCE LIMITS
3:08
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
Eh, waste your time however you want I suppose
3:08
BILL CIPHER1
SUCH AS BELIEVING THAT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE CONSTANT EVERYWHERE PFFT WHAT A JOKE
THIS IS COMING FROM THE SQUARE THAT SITS OUT EVERY TIME WE TAKE OVER A DIMENSION, EATING CHIPS ON A POLYDIMENSIONAL COUCH-
AHEM LETS CONTINUE OUR LESSON SHALL WE
ALRIGHT YOU HOLDING THAT PAPER KIZZY
KIZ?
3:10
KiZiklu
..Ye..
3:10
BILL CIPHER1
ALRIGHT GOOD
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3:11
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
* TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM appears on the paper, squirming
OH GOD WHERE AM I
3:11
BILL CIPHER1
NOW SEE THIS IS A FLATLANDER, I USED TO BE ONE OF THESE THINGS, THEYRE TWO DIMENSIONAL GEOMETRIC CREATURES
OF COURSE I WAS A TRIANGLE, ONE OF THE LOWEST CASTES IN THEIR PRIMITIVE PATHETIC CULTURE
I WAS TREATED LIKE SHIT, TAD WAS A SQUARE, WHICH IS RIGHT ABOVE MY CASTE
3:12
KiZiklu
So they be ranks in shapes just like dimensions?
3:12
BILL CIPHER1
OUR CIVILIZATION IS MADE UP OF CASTES, THE MORE CORNERS YOU HAVE THE HIGHER YOU ARE IN SOCIETY
ID GO INTO DETAILS ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP MY HOME DIMENSION WAS BUT THIS LITTLE GUY DOESNT HAVE MUCH TIME HERE
3:13
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
WHERE ARE MY PARENTS
OH GOD
WHY IS THERE A TRIANGLE ABOVE ME
WHY DOES IT HAVE COLOR
3:14
BILL CIPHER1
ANYWAY, AS YOU CAN SEE THIS FLATLANDER CAN ONLY SEE ITS FELLOW BRETHEREN AS LINES, DUE TO ITS TWO DIMENSIONAL SIGHT
FOR HIM THERE IS NO COLOR OR JOY IN HIS LIFE, HIS WORLD IS PATHETIC AND LIMITED DUE TO BEING IN THE SECOND DIMENSION
3:15
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
The COLORS ARE BURNING MY EYES OH GOD
IT HURTS
3:15
KiZiklu
Implyin three dimensional-guys can only see three dimensions, and the "backwards compatability" makes it they can see twos and threes... and fours and fives in their spots...and so on..?
3:15
BILL CIPHER1
NOW WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ME, A THREE DIMENSIONAL BEING, TOUCHES THE PAPER
THATS IT YEAH YOURE GETTIN IT
* BILL CIPHER1 shoved his hand through the paper as if it was made of water, the ripples from his hand destroyed many flatland buildings
3:17
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
OH GOD I SEE A CURVED LINE
WHAT IS THAT THING
I WANT MY MOTHER
FATHER WHERE ARE YOUUUUU
3:17
BILL CIPHER1
SEE THEY ONLY SEE MY HAND AS A CURVED LINE DUE TO THEIR LIMITED SIGHT
* BILL CIPHER1 pulled out his hand, making several ripples killing thousands of flatlanders
NOW WATCH WHAT I, A THREE DIMENSIONAL BEING CAN DO
* BILL CIPHER1 pulled an organ out of the flatlander
3:18
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
AUGGGHHH OH GOD
MOTHERRR MOTHERRRR
3:19
BILL CIPHER1
YOU SEE
3:19
KiZiklu
..Yeah?
3:19
BILL CIPHER1
I CAN EASILY PULL OUT HIS ORGANS WITHOUT EVEN PREFORMING SURGERY OR TOUCHING ANY OF HIS SKIN
* BILL CIPHER1 put the organ back into his body
3:19
KiZiklu
Why so?
3:19
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
I CAN BREATHE, THANK YOU, STRANGE YELLOW BEING
3:19
KiZiklu
Is it just because we have more power than them?
3:20
BILL CIPHER1
HE IS TWO DIMENSIONAL, LOOK AT HIS APPEARANCE, TO US , HE IS SIMPLY ALMOST LIKR A DRAWING ON A PAGE
LOOK AT HIS PROFILE PICTURE
THAT IS HIS TRUE FORM, A TWO DIMENSIONAL CREATURE
TO US HIS ORGANS ARE VISIBLE
AND WE CAN EASILY PLUCK HIS ORGANS OUT
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT YOURSELF
3:21
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
* TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM began to cry
MOTHER MOTHER WHERE ARE YOU
3:21
KiZiklu
Aeh... how about we go to the next step, mate..
It ain't necessary for me to hurt 'm.
3:22
BILL CIPHER1
OK BUT DO YOU GET HOW I CAN TAKE OUT HIS ORGANS
3:22
KiZiklu
Uhuh. Kinda..
3:22
BILL CIPHER1
OK, BUT THATS THE REAL IMPORTANT PART
ARE YOU SURE YOU GET IT
3:23
KiZiklu
..So just because it's visible, it can be taken apart?...
3:23
BILL CIPHER1
HE IS A FLAT CREATURE BY DEFINTION, ON THIS FLAT PIECE OF PAPWR
PAPER*
BASICALLY WHEN I TOOK HIS ORGAN OUT ITS LIKE TAKING THE PEPPERONIS OFF OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA
3:23
KiZiklu
((Brb for just a minute
3:24
BILL CIPHER1
OR TAKING APART A PUZZLE
3:24
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
PLEASE, YELLOW GOD MAN, WHERE IS MY FAMILY
I WANT TO SEE MY PARENTS
3:24
BILL CIPHER1
OH SHUT UP THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND
3:25
KiZiklu
Huh..mm.
3:25
BILL CIPHER1
NOW YOURE GETTIN IT
HIS ORGANS ARE VISIBLE TO US
3:25
KiZiklu
I kinda get it now. He ain't definite at all. When taking his organs..its not like reaching into something, because there nothing to reach.
3:25
BILL CIPHER1
NOW HERE IS WHERE IT GETS CONFUSING
INDEED
3:26
KiZiklu
Its like the difference b'tween a plate and a bowl?
3:26
BILL CIPHER1
TO TAKE OUT HIS ORGANS IS SIMPLE TO US THREELANDERS
NOW WATCH WHAT I CAN DO TO THIS FLATLANDERS ENTIRE PLANE OF EXISTENCE
* BILL CIPHER1 grabbed the paper and dropped it on the ground
3:26
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
Wait wH WHAT THE-
3:27
BILL CIPHER1
YES THATS, THE TWO DIMENSIONAL CREATURE IS THE PLATE, AND THE FOOD IS HIS ORGANS
THATS IT*
NOW WATCH CLOSELY WHAT I CAN DO TO HIS WORLD
* BILL CIPHER1 picked up the paper and dropped it again
* BILL CIPHER1 stepped on it repeatedly, thousands of tiny screams were heard
3:28
KiZiklu
..So... implyin'... every dimension one higher can make as much damage as the last to the last?
3:28
BILL CIPHER1
OH LOOK SEE
FLATLAND IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
YEP THATS THE TICKET
3:29
TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM
* TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM gurgled, two dimensional blood flowing out of him
* TWO DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM begins to break apart into two dimensional lines and pieces
3:30
BILL CIPHER1
WELP, THEYRE ALL DEAD NOW
* BILL CIPHER1 summoned blue fire and burned flatland
* BILL CIPHER1 watched the fire in joy as millions of tiny screams were heard
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3:30
KiZiklu
..So I couldn' imagine how the numbers get higher and get scarier.
How many.. erm... dimensions, are there?
Or is it just like numbers, and they keep goin?
3:32
BILL CIPHER1
YOU SEE, LONG AGO I WAS ONE OF THESE BEINGS, UNTIL I GAINED ACCESS TO THE THIRD DIMENSION THROUGH A CRACK IN SPACE TIME IN MY WORLD, AND I EVENTUALLY ACCESSED THE MINDSCAPE, SOME SORT OF SPATIAL FOURTH DIMENSIONAL PLANE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO ENTER THE DREAMS OF SENTIENT BEINGS ALONG WITH THEIR MINDS
IT IS THROUGH THIS MINDSCAPE I MET LORD XOLOTOL, A MULTIDIMENSIONAL AXOLOTOL, THEYRE PRETTY MUCH LIKE SALAMANDERS
OF COURSE XOLOTOL WAS HUGE AND HAD GOD LIKE POWER
WE MADE A DEAL AND HE GAVE ME POWER
THEN HE TALKD ABOUT "USING YOUR POWERS WISELY OR GREAT HARM WILL FALL APOUN YOU" BLAH BLAH
3:33
KiZiklu
* KiZiklu imagines a dinosaur with a shiny robe and a wand.
3:33
BILL CIPHER1
I SORTA FELL ALSEEP DURING THAT PART
3:33
KiZiklu
So.. ye just got super lucky?
How about that square guy? How'd he get here, too?
3:34
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
I'd explain how that happened in detail but unfortunately I don't care
3:35
BILL CIPHER1
ANYWAY I DESTROYED MY SHIT TIER TWO DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSE AND SAVED MY FRIENDS, AMORPHOUS SHAPE AND KRYPTOS, AND THE THREE OF US ASCENDED INTO THE THIRD DIMENSION, THEN WE "LIBERATED" OTHER DIMENSIONS LIKE FLATLAND, AND THATS HOW MY GANG FORMED
OH TAD WAS MY COUSIN, I SAVED HIM TOO
HE WAS IMPRISONED IN FLATLAND JAIL FOR DARE SPEAKING OF THE THIRD DIMENSION, ITS SORT OF ILLEGAL
OUR WORLD WAS RULED BY CIRCLES, SHAPES WITH AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF CORNERS, MAKING THEM AT THE TOP OF SOCIETY
THEY WERE DICKBAGS AND CREATED THE CASTE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE
THEY WERE BASICALLY DICTATORS
3:36
KiZiklu
Oh.. it.. it's pretty natural for.. hiearchy to be made somehow, I guess...
3:37
BILL CIPHER1
YES BUT US TRIANGLES WERE UNEDUCATED AND WERE THE LOWEST CLASS
3:37
KiZiklu
Sounds like a Cinderella story t'me.
3:37
BILL CIPHER1
THEN THERES IRREGULAR SHAPES, WHO WERE EITHER KILLED OR GIVEN SURGERY TO BE REGULAR
WELL SURE, IF CINDERALLA INCLUDED GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND GENOCIDE, I GUESS SO
ANYWAY ON TO HIGHER DIMENSIONS
3:38
KiZiklu
I guess simple concepts get blasted at this point onward?
3:39
BILL CIPHER1
AFTER CONQUERING A THREE DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSE KNOWN AS DIMENSION 24'\
IT WAS HOME TO A TOWN CALLED GRAVITY FALLS BLAH BLAH
I GAINED ACESS TO THE SIXTH SPATIAL DIMENSION
NOW HERES WHERE THE LIVE DEMONSTRATION COMES IN
3:40
KiZiklu
M..man.. that's so cool...
3:41
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 reached through kiz, somehow not injuring him at all, and grabbed onto his spleen
CAN I HOLD ONTO THIS FOR A SEC? THANKS.
ME BEING SIX DIMENSIONAL, I CAN REACH INTO Y O U R ORGANS
I CAN ALSO DO THINGS LIKE THIS
3:42
KiZiklu
O..-oh... that's...creepy... *he looks up as to refrain from looking down at the arm*
3:42
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 snapped his fingers causing the entire dimension to flip upside down, kizs face suddenly turned insideout
* BILL CIPHER1 snapped his fingers making everything go back to normal
3:43
KiZiklu
...W-was that necessary?
3:43
BILL CIPHER1
THE FORM YOU SEE NOW IS ONLY A SLIVER OF MY TRUE FORM, LIKE A FLATLANDER, ALL YOU CAN SEE IS THE THIRD DIMENSION
YES, YES IT WAS
OF COURSE, WE CALL THREE DIMENSIONERS "SPACE LANDERS"
AS YOU CAN GUESS, THE HIGHER DIMENSIONS YOU HAVE THE MORE SHIT YOU CAN FUCK UP
SUCH AS THE FIRST DIMENSION, ALL IT IS IS A LINE WITH OTHER LINE CREATURES ON IT
THEY CAN ONLY MOVE LEFT AND RIGHT IN THEIR LINE WORLD, THEIR ENTIRE WORLD IS AN INFINETE LINE
* BILL CIPHER1 poofed up lineworld
NOW WATCH WHAT I, A THREE DIMENSIONAL BEING(IN THIS DEMONSTRATION) CAN DO
* BILL CIPHER1 crunched the line into pieces
SEE? THEIR ENTIRE WORLD IS GONE
* BILL CIPHER1 left pieces of lineworld on the ground
3:47
KiZiklu
..So...it's just that easy..for the higher dimensions.
3:47
BILL CIPHER1
NOW HERES THREE TYPES OF DIMENSIONS
THERES SPATIAL DIMENSIONS, LIKE THE FIRST SECOND THIRD ETC
THESE GO ON FOREVER LIKE NUMBERS
HERE IS A FOURTH DIMENSIONAL CUBE
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/8-cell-simple.gif
 UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANT FULLY COMPREHEND HOW IT WORKS DUE TO IT BEING LITERALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO A SPACE LANDER
 3:49
 KiZiklu
 ..It's.. a bunch of rotatin' lines. It's just the effect its pullin off.. two cubes, one inside the other, pushing itself out and rotating to imply an infinite loop of transformation and...
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 3:49
 KiZiklu
 ...But... I'm sure I aint got the gist of it much..
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 3:50
 BILL CIPHER1
 NOW BACK TO SPATIAL DIMENSIONS, ISOSCELES IS A FIFTEEN DIMENSIONAL BEING, THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE DIMENSION IN YOUR MULTIVERSE, SINCE ALL OTHER HIGHER DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSES WERE OBLITERATED IN A HORRIBLE DIASTER THAT STARTED RIFTS IN THE FIRST PLACE
 THIS OCCURED LONG BEFORE ISO WAS BORN
 WHICH MEANS A REAL LONG FUCKING TIME AGO
 EXACTLY MY POINT, YOURE A SHAPELANDER, YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND IT
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 3:51
 BILL CIPHER1
 NOW ONTO TIME DIMENSIONS
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 3:54
 Cravitus
 watched man of steel
 3:54
 BILL CIPHER1
 NOW, THE TIME FOURTH DIMENSION IS TIME, IT CAN ONLY GO BACKWARDS AND FOURWARDS
 FORWARDS*
 3:55
 KiZiklu
 ..Hummn...
 3:55
 Cravitus
 not going to lie i loved the kryptonian culture thing with the artificial population control and why am i talking about this
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 3:55
 Cravitus
 i'm going back to battlezone
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 3:55
 BILL CIPHER1
 YOUR UNIVERSE WAS CONSTRUCTED TO ONLY BE SLIGHTLY IN THE FOURTH TIME DIMENSION, IT CAN ONLY GO FORWARDS IN TIME
 I MYSELF PREFER TO STAY IN THAT STATE OF TIME, DUE TO IT BEING MORE COMFORTABLE
 3:55
 Lil Peridot
 man of steel wasn't that bad at least it tried new things n stuff
 3:56
 BILL CIPHER1
 HOWEVER I CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THIS TIME DIMENSION AT WILL, IN A SENSE, ITS BASIC TIME TRAVEL
 3:56
 KiZiklu
 Ohh..
 3:57
 BILL CIPHER1
 NOW THS FIFTH TIME DIMENSION IS EVERY TIMELINE BRANCHING FROM EVERY DECISION WE MALE
 MAKE*
 THIS FIFTH DIMENSION IS HOST TO WHAT YOU CALL " ALTERNATE TIMELINES"
 THE SIXTH DIMENSION IS EVERY TIMELINE AKA UNIVERSE THAT HAS THE SAME LAWS OF PHYSICS AS WE DO
 BUT IN THESE WORLDS MUCH MORE BIGGER DIFFERENCES ARE POSSIBLE
 FOR INSTANCE IN ONE OF THESE WORLDS DINOSAURS NEVER WENT EXTINCT
 IN ANOTHER ABERHAM LINCOLN RULES THE UNIVERSE
 4:00
 KiZiklu
 ..How /big/ must that be to hold every alternate timeline..?
 I guess bigger than what I can imagine. I guess..
 4:00
 BILL CIPHER1
 NOW THERES THE SEVENTH DIMENSION, WHERE UNIVERSES WITH SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT UNIVERSES ARE POSSIBLE, SUCH AS WORLDS WITH PINK STARS AND EGG SHAPED GALAXIES
 INDEED
 THE EIGHTH DIMENSION IS BASICALLY THE FIFTH DIMENSION VERSION OF THE EIGHTH
 ITS ALL POSSIBLE TIMELINES FOR EVERY UNIVERSE WITH DIFFERENT PHYSICS
 NOW HERE COMES THE NINTH DIMENSION, WHICH CONTAINS ALL POSSIBLE PHYSICS AND WORLDS, SUCH AS ONE WHERE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SCREAMING AND HAVE PASTRIES FOR EYES
 THEN THERES THE TENTH DIMENSION , WHERE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE, EVERY UNIVERSE MULTIVERSE ETC EXISTS HERE
 THE ELEVENTH DIMENSION GOES BEYOND WHAT I CAN EXPLAIN
 4:03
 KiZiklu
 That's..some imagination these dimensions got.
 4:03
 BILL CIPHER1
 LITERALLY ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND
 INDEED
 SPEAKING OF IMAGNATION, WITH THE TENTH DIMENSION ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
 A N Y T H I N G
 4:04
 KiZiklu
 ..That's..neeto...
 4:04
 BILL CIPHER1
 HOWEVER THERE ARE UNIVERSES THAT CAN EXIST WITH MULTIPLE TIME DIMENSIONS
 4:05
 KiZiklu
 ..It's all like a big circle graph at that point.. the ones with the intertwining lines.
 4:05
 BILL CIPHER1
 IN THESE UNIVERSES THE BEINGS THERE CAN ESSENTIALLY TIME TRAVEL ACROSS TIMELINES AT WILL ACCORDING TO THEIR RESPECTIVE DIMENSIONS
 THEN THERES THE LAST AND THIRD TYPE OF DIMENSION, WHICH IS BASICALLY A HIP COOL TERM THE KIDS USE THESE DAYS TO REPLACE THE WORD ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
 INDEED
 INFINITE TIME LINES
 I MYSELF CAN SEE INTO ALL TEN TIME DIMENSIONS MAKING ME ALMOST OMNISCIENT
 IM ALSO SIX DIMENSIONAL
 NOW THEN THERES ISO AND HIS RACE
 THEY ARE FIFTEEN SPATIAL DIMENSIONAL BEINGS THAT EXIST IN A UNIVERSE THAT RESIDES IN THE TENTH DIMENSION
 TENTH TIME DIMENSION*
 IT IS LITERALLY A TIMELESS UNIVERSE
 WITH THE TENTH DIMENSION ISO CAN EXIST IN MULTIPLE TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES ALL AT ONCE
 4:08
 KiZiklu
 Ooooh.
 That's..about where I completely don't understand.
 4:08
 BILL CIPHER1
 OF COURSE THERE WAS SOME SORT OF WAR BETWEEN THESE FOURTEEN SPATIAL DIMENSIONAL TIME BEINGS AND HIS RACE, THEY SORT OF CLOSED OFF HIS DIMENSION OR SOMETHING
 WELL ITS SIMPLE KIZ
 IN SHORT
 ISO CAN EXIST IN MULTIPLE WORLDS AT ONCE
 4:09
 KiZiklu
 *quietly..*: M'name's Zik... eh..
4:09
BILL CIPHER1
THEY'RE ALL BASICALY ISO CLONES CONTROLLED BY THE PRIME ISO BACK IN HIS HOME DIMENSION
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4:09
BILL CIPHER1
ITS A LITERAL ISO HIVEMINS
HIVEMIND
4:10
KiZiklu
..Thas so cool..
4:10
BILL CIPHER1
YES BUT ALSO TERRIFYING
4:10
KiZiklu
Puppets, with they own decisions and personality, just like the boss?
4:10
BILL CIPHER1
IT MEANS NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE MULTIVERSE ISO IS IN WHATEVER DIMENSION YOU'RE IN
WELL THEY DIFFER A BIT, BUT THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY AND GOALS
ISO CONTROLS THEM ALL
HOWEVER ISO IS RESTRAINED TO THE MULTIVERSE, AS ARE YOU, AND EVERY ONE ELSE IN THIS MULTIVERSE
EXCEPT FOR ME, DIMENSION BABY, THAT DINOSAUR GUY, MY GANG, AND TAD STRANGE
ALSO ZUN
4:12
KiZiklu
I..wish I had more things to say than "Cool" and "Kinda"... I just.. I understand, it's just..
It's not like I don't care.. I'm just so.. um... dumbfounded. Kinda.
4:13
BILL CIPHER1
I CANT REALLY EXPLORE THIS MULTIVERSE MUCH BUT I CAN ENTER DIMENSIONS LIKE THE ONE WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW
THIS DIMENSION IS BASICALLY TIMELESS
ALSO IT HAE PROFILE ICONS FOR SOME REASON
4:13
KiZiklu
I, er...no..no idea.
4:13
BILL CIPHER1
YEAH IT CAN BE HARD TO TAKE IN FOR A SPACELANDER
AND YKNOW WHAT ELSE
ALL DIMENSIONS EXIST EVERYWHERE
ACROSS THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE
E V E R Y W H E R E
* BILL CIPHER1 stared directly at the screen, breaking the fourth wall
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Isosceles Diamond
quit fucking breaking the fourth wall before dimension baby comes back
4:15
BILL CIPHER1
GEEZ SOMEONES GRUMPY
4:15
KiZiklu
Oh..! Hi there..
4:15
Isosceles Diamond
Thanks to wither IM ON FUCKING PAROLE
Although if you consider my literally infinite list of crimes ive commited I should be executed
BUT THEN I REMEMBER, NO ONE CAN KILL ME, NOT EVEN MY OWN SPECIES, IM CURSED TO LIVE FOREVER
so yeah
also hi scrawny emo kid I watched you talk with bill
4:17
KiZiklu
H-hi.
4:17
Isosceles Diamond
I gotta say im impressed you didnt turn your back on what he was saying like most spacelanders
4:17
KiZiklu
..Why would I...?
4:17
BILL CIPHER1
WELL NOT EVERY BEING IS OPEN MINDED
J U ST L I K E F L A T L A N D W A SN T
BUT THATS WHY I KILLED THEM ALL
HAHA
4:18
Isosceles Diamond
Same with our dimension
Infact my world used to be basically like flatland but in the fifteenth dimension
we used to have castes until it got turned into a prison
Of course the time cops have become shit tier and lost members, so its more like a criminal party dimension thats just locked out from the rest of the multiverse
4:19
KiZiklu
...Why's that?
4:19
Isosceles Diamond
of course when shit hits the fan they call DIMENSION BABY AND THE REST OF THEIR MINDLESS SOLDIERS
they locked us out kizzy
They got in a war with us and we lost, blah blah
also they think we're too dangerous so they locked us out
4:21
KiZiklu
...I'd.. guess ye aren't that nice.. then?
4:21
Isosceles Diamond
Of course now that the prison has been falling apart, I can enter timelines for a limited time
OH DONT GET ME WRONG, THE TIME COPS ARENT NICE EITHER
Theyre corrupt and a bunch of assholes with super ocd
4:22
BILL CIPHER1
JUST LIKE DIMENSION BABY
4:22
Isosceles Diamond
DIMENSION BABY is allied with them, hes not from our multiverse
Of course he does a fucking better job then those lazy time shits
BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG IM STILL EVIL
of course the other members of my race went insane from uh
the time cops
"punishment methods"
not to mention being locked in solitary confinement for trillions of years can drive you nuts
4:24
KiZiklu
..Yeah...
4:24
Isosceles Diamond
it was only recently a few eons ago that they lost their shit
it took lots of torture to get where they are now
right now they're basically a bunch of rabid animals
Of course a few of my friends from the other dangerous dimensions that got locked up a while after the war made it
and I have a few friends from my species that didnt go insane
But dont worry! Very soon this prison is gonna finish rotting, and when it does
I W I L L B E F R E E
4:26
BILL CIPHER1
YEAH SURE IN YOUR DREAMS ISO
4:26
KiZiklu
...Oh.. okay.
Sounds fun.
4:26
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
Aren't we all excited for that
4:26
BILL CIPHER1
THE LAST TIMW YOU TRIED THAT WAS EIGHTY EIGHT TRILLIONS OF YEARS AGO
TIME*
4:27
Isosceles Diamond
Yeah im thinking of making rifts everywhere and just ruining everything
Itll be BEAUTIFUL
RIFTS EVERYWHERE
DIMENSIONAL BORDERS ALL BROKEN
EVERYTHING WILL JUST MIXXXX TOGETHER
Itll be great!
4:27
KiZiklu
Cool....I..suppose.
4:28
Isosceles Diamond
Yeah if you survive that is
4:28
KiZiklu
...There ain't a single mortal here besides myself.. kinda scary..
4:28
Isosceles Diamond
well there's Mario or whatever his name is
But dont worry, I have a no killing rule.
Its a waste to break your toys after all
4:29
BILL CIPHER1
...THAT DOESNT INCLUDE ME RIGHT-
4:29
Isosceles Diamond
Oh! Sure, sure, of course, you just tell yourself that.
4:29
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 looked at iso suspiciously
4:30
KiZiklu
Oh! Are you a.. a creator? Then..?
4:30
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
Oh the rock candy is gonna betray you, what a surprise
4:30
Isosceles Diamond
Dont get so smug Tadsy! That includes you too.
@kiz Creator..?
Hub
huh*
4:31
KiZiklu
Yer implyin that you at least own people.
4:31
BILL CIPHER1
WE'LL SEE ABOUT TO THAT ICEY
4:31
Isosceles Diamond
Oh I didnt create them, I just have some power over them
Limited power, unless until this prison finally breaks
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BILL CIPHER1
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ICEY*
WHY DOES MY DEVICE OF PURE ENERGY HAVE AUTOCORRECT-
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4:33
Isosceles Diamond
Yeah sure Bill, a sixth dimensional being versus a fifteenth one
Anyway
HMM
so uh
Seija likes me still
right-
4:34
BILL CIPHER1
* BILL CIPHER1 hands iso a brain scan
FEAST YOUR...UH..WHATEVER THOSE THINGA ON YOUR HEAR ARE
4:35
AJIESBITCHES
bill you fucker ill shove a chair so far up your dorito ass you bleed from everywhere
4:35
BILL CIPHER1
THINGS ARE*
HEAD*
GEEZE AM I RUNNING OUT OF POWER OR SOMETHING
I DONT HAVE AN ASS BUT OK
4:35
Isosceles Diamond
YOU CANT DENY IT SEIJA
youre in LOVE WITH ME
4:36
AJIESBITCHES
I CANT FEEL LOVE
4:36
Isosceles Diamond
BESIDES YOU DON'T HAVE CHOICE, ITS EITHER LOVE OR BE DESTROYED IN MY COMING APOCALYPSE
4:37
BILL CIPHER1
HYPOTHETICAL APOCALYPSE
4:37
Isosceles Diamond
SHUT UP DORITO-
4:37
KiZiklu
..Im..fascinated with things much stronger than me...
4:37
Isosceles Diamond
Did you know these arent my eyes
I USE THEM TO SPEAK
4:38
KiZiklu
..So they're speakers! uwawawawa..
4:38
Isosceles Diamond
* Isosceles Diamond s circle things vibrated and glowed every time he spoke
YES
I call them speakies or speakers
4:38
BILL CIPHER1
THEY LOOK LIKE ACTUAL SPEAKERS
I GONNA CALL YOU RADIO FACE NOW
4:38
Isosceles Diamond
how about nk
no
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4:39
BILL CIPHER1
"HOW ABOUT NK"? SORRY PAL COULDNT UNDERSTAND THAT, COULD YOU SPEAK CLEARER RADIO FACE
4:39
Isosceles Diamond
god dammit bill
Fuck
brb a sec need to kill this annoying guard
4:40
BILL CIPHER1
I SEE TADSYS INTERNET HASNT IMPROVED
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4:41
KiZiklu
..Thank ye very much for giving me all the explenation...
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4:42
ITS-TAD-STRANGE
fucking communication devices
4:42
KiZiklu
I suppose so.
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4:49
BILL CIPHER1
GOD DAMN
4:49
KiZiklu
^^;
4:50
BILL CIPHER1
HOW DOES THIS THING CRASH
ITS MADE OF PURE ENERGY
4:50
KiZiklu
I suppose not even gods have perfect wifi.
4:51
BILL CIPHER1
INDEED
ALSO DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER MY DIMENSION NAME
WAS IT
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4:52
BILL CIPHER1
26'/
4:52
KiZiklu
Say who?.. eheh..?

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